This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee does a roundup of all the video games he didn’t review in 2022.
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You fucking people. “Yahtzee, did you play Signalis?” “Yahtzee, have you heard of Pentiment?” “Yahtzee, are you aware of the concept of video games?” Yes, I am somewhat cognizant of video games, many I haven’t reviewed because what ends up getting the Zero Punctuation treatment is decided by a highly complex algorithm, a very small part of which is affected by commenters dribbling in my ear like a watering can trying to fill a sinkhole. 2022 probably set a record for most number of games people kept vocally recommending at me, usually on the basis that they’re like other games what I like, which is flawed logic. “Oh Yahtzee, you like masturbation, have you tried taking a sausage roll out of its casing over and over again?” So I figured, let’s cover them in the 2022 roundup of games I didn’t review and maybe they’ll finally shut the fuck up. And as long as I’m dreaming, I’d also like a magic carpet.